How boring was English today?
Oh, so I haven’t got my facts right? Notice how I don’t hate abbreviating, I just hate people abbreviating if it makes them look like a ‘tard. Cruel to be kind, you know? I don’t want them writing ‘yuu’ in an exam. Well, actually I guess I’m just being cruel to be cruel, and that I’d laugh my head off at anyone that even wrote ‘yuu’ in the first place, let alone an exam. I’ll start getting ‘my facts right’ when you start sorting your life/face out.
Is ‘get your facts right next time mate’ all you got? Oh, I’m so sorry, I must do whatever you say, how can I do anything ever to the contrary? Oh, right, I forgot about my [and everyone elses] OPINIONS. Now fuck off and shut up, before someone kicks you in the ovaries. And no, I’m not your mate. If I was your mate, don’t you think that I wouldn’t have written this? Get some logic, dipshit.
Oh, no, what ever will I do, Laura Eke doesn’t like me? My life is over as I know it. Oh, wait, no it isn’t, cause I DON’T CARE IF ‘YOU DON’T LIKE ME’. In fact, I prefer it, because it gives me reason to absolutely slate you. And a great shoutout to all the ‘mates’ that were like ‘well I’ve never liked dobby anyway’. No shit, that was probably why I NEVER talked to you. And that brings me to another thing, about hypocrites. If I haven’t got any food [like, everyday] and someone has something, if I even ask for one crisp [ONE CRISP!] people [they know who they are] jump on my back like ‘oh, dobby you’re such a scav, why don’t you bring your own food in?’ Even if other people have been getting crisps off that person. And, I think that I have a slightly better reason to ‘scav’ [no food] than you. ‘Oh, ‘Hana’ you’re such a scav, why don’t you EAT YOUR OWN FUCKING FOOD!’
Oh, and also, if abbreviating really makes people happy, what does that tell you about the person? Well, gee, they probably need therapy.
Oh, so I haven’t got my facts right? Notice how I don’t hate abbreviating, I just hate people abbreviating if it makes them look like a ‘tard. Cruel to be kind, you know? I don’t want them writing ‘yuu’ in an exam. Well, actually I guess I’m just being cruel to be cruel, and that I’d laugh my head off at anyone that even wrote ‘yuu’ in the first place, let alone an exam. I’ll start getting ‘my facts right’ when you start sorting your life/face out.
"I've never talked to [Laura Burgess], but all I think of is a stony faced cow whenever I see her" - Thanks for that, Stu BaileySo your relationship has been getting better with your dad? Great. Does that mean you’ll stop talking about him now? You’ve made the mistake in thinking that I actually give a shit; I just enjoy ripping it to shit, on here, where ANYONE can see it.
Is ‘get your facts right next time mate’ all you got? Oh, I’m so sorry, I must do whatever you say, how can I do anything ever to the contrary? Oh, right, I forgot about my [and everyone elses] OPINIONS. Now fuck off and shut up, before someone kicks you in the ovaries. And no, I’m not your mate. If I was your mate, don’t you think that I wouldn’t have written this? Get some logic, dipshit.
Oh, no, what ever will I do, Laura Eke doesn’t like me? My life is over as I know it. Oh, wait, no it isn’t, cause I DON’T CARE IF ‘YOU DON’T LIKE ME’. In fact, I prefer it, because it gives me reason to absolutely slate you. And a great shoutout to all the ‘mates’ that were like ‘well I’ve never liked dobby anyway’. No shit, that was probably why I NEVER talked to you. And that brings me to another thing, about hypocrites. If I haven’t got any food [like, everyday] and someone has something, if I even ask for one crisp [ONE CRISP!] people [they know who they are] jump on my back like ‘oh, dobby you’re such a scav, why don’t you bring your own food in?’ Even if other people have been getting crisps off that person. And, I think that I have a slightly better reason to ‘scav’ [no food] than you. ‘Oh, ‘Hana’ you’re such a scav, why don’t you EAT YOUR OWN FUCKING FOOD!’
Oh, and also, if abbreviating really makes people happy, what does that tell you about the person? Well, gee, they probably need therapy.
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